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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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Temu Obama

A moniker for Hakeem Jeffries, by his critics. He is a congressman/representative from New York. He is often called "Temu Obama" by having similar assertive speech techniques and vapid platitudes of Barack Obama, but none of the charisma. Also known as the "Dollar Store Obama" for similar reasons.

Cory Booker is also called Temu Obama, however he is more like the "Bookie Monster" with his wide Muppet eyes like the Cookie Monster.
Person 1: Is that Barack Obama?
Person 2: No, that is Hakeem Jeffries, the Temu Obama. There is a difference.
Person 1: He looks just like him, talks like him, and walks like him.
Person 2: Yes, but with none of charm.
by DPSTTMPST June 30, 2025
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joe mama obama

an idiot who still uses "joe mama" jokes and rhythms the "obama" in the end
"joe mama obama wana play fortnight?"
by ilovemysussyhamster March 5, 2022
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Kingdom of Obamaland

The Kingdom of Obamaland is the most powerful fictional nation on planet earth.
This country has:
- a well-functioning government
- an excellent economy
- a mighty military
- entertainment, fun, gaming channels
- and even laws, a constitution and a beautiful national anthem

Feel free to join our official Discord server and invite all your friends!
Here's the link:https:://discord.gg/YB3BqucCzE.
"The Kingdom of Obamaland is the most based country in the world."
by random1lemonsqueezy May 14, 2022
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Yes I can Obama

Agreeing and emphasizing
"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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dazai x obama x reader

it is the hottest ship in AO3, feel free to read it bbg

and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!
someone: what is Dazai x Obama x Reader?
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe
by bigdickasian404 December 2, 2023
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Barack Hussein Obama

44th USURPER of the United States Presidency and first African-American president.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa. With an actual Birth Certificate with a raised Seal, actual Nurse's and Doctor Signitures
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim School Certificate
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOTORO: Barry Sotoro. To date Barry Sotoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.

A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on his/her own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See bluebloodhound
1st Fanatic: If he succeeds: "Barack Hussein Obama is a god! a god i say!"

1st Realist - Fails: "The Usurper Barry Soetoro" was probabaly a secret muslim

who wanted to destroy America."

I have Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome and I don't care if you believe me or not. Urbandictionary is all about bots.
by The ONE and ONLY Wisdom April 23, 2024
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