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Friday Night Funkin' 

a euphemism for "you're adopted"
person 1: beep boop da da skido beep
person 2: son you are friday night funkin'

Late Night Ched 

When you are spending the night with a couple of your buddies and you sneak out of their house after midnight and you go to a whores house and get your Donka sucked no matter how ugly they are. You and your boys get the sweep.
Hey Apex, want to go get some Late Night Ched? Some whores texted me to come over.
Late Night Ched by Loose rat April 5, 2022

thong night 

Any night of the week, but typically a Friday night when super religious people get frisky and want to spice things up from the normal panties.
Tom couldn’t wait for Friday to come, he was excited for thong night
thong night by clapbackjack May 3, 2022

scoundrels night 

The night before Valentine’s Day. Date night in the day before Valentine’s Day in order to avoid the crowd and busy restaurants.
My wife and I are going to dinner on scoundrels night this year.
scoundrels night by Sambiase January 25, 2023

One Night in Bangkok

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world

In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlours

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

sunday night madness 

When you go a little too hard on a Sunday night and start vomiting and passing out
guy 1: Broooo Kevin got drunk and threw up all over the pool chair

guy 2: oh my god not another Sunday night madness