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Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.
Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!
by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014
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Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.
by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014
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morning afternoonish

When morning just ended and afternoon is just starting
by The real one December 21, 2014
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Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.
Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.
by MySexyHair February 21, 2015
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morning torque

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015
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moaning cowboy

a fucktruck texan who spealizes in ass, alaskan pipelines, and bunging the booce
"Jacob sure is a moaning cowboy"
by cryptologies May 6, 2015
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