Jonah

Jonah is a lovable adorable person but sometimes a crybaby. He will throw tantrums if he doesn’t get his way. If he doesn’t like you he’ll show that. But he is really attached to the people he loves and will never leave nothing he cares behind

Random:Jonah you hungry???

Jonah: Burger and Fries please..!!!!.

by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021

junathan

Junathan is a magnificent beast, the name Junathan was created in the 2000’s by a man named Mark Solomon. If your blessed to have this name you are most likely to be the sexiest man in the world to ever have walked the planet that pulls chicks left right and centre, however he’s the most loyal person that you’ll know.The penis size of this lad is massive and usually does damage to a women’s pussy.

Junathan is so dam sexy!
Who is that guy walking down the street his name must be junathan because he’s so god dam sexy!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jonah

Cry baby at times but is a love ale awesome person but is also really attached.

:Hey Jonah ima head out
Jonah: don’t leave please

by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021

Jonah

Finds it REAAALLLLY hard not to make fun of everyone for doing this. Also, great at Frenching, btw.

That Jonah can’t ever just let us have fun.

by People who know. November 22, 2021

Jonah

Finds it REEEAAALLLY hard to not give everyone shit for doing this. Also, great at Frenching, btw.

That Jonah can never let us have any fun.

by People who know. November 22, 2021

Jonah

It’s getting reeeeaaallllyy hard for Jonah to not make fun of people doing this. He’s also good at Frenching, btw.

Jonah can never let us have fun on here.

by People who know. November 23, 2021

Johnathon

Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.

Oh no, not a Johnathon. Pass the whiskey, I’m about to get my heart broken.

by Prettierthanthesunset November 23, 2021