Jimmy slap

v.
1: The act slapping someone with ones flaccid penis; usually, though not always across the face. The optimal jimmy slap leaves a damp, phallic shaped mark where the phallus made contact with its victim, though this is not mandatory.

Alex passed out at the party so John jimmy slapped him and took a Polaroid.

by Tristram S September 10, 2004

jimmyhauling

Getting your dick sucked.

Can also be broken into two words in some alternate conjugations. In such cases, the "J" is capitalized (see last example).

"That bitch was better at jimmyhauling then Jenna Jamison!"

"Beal's sister jimmyhauled me last night."

"I'm gonna get my Jimmy hauled tonight!"

by Ryan Cole May 14, 2006

jimbooblie

When a person vomits and deficates at the exact same time.

I saw a kid jimbooblie while standing in line for the bathroom last night!

by Boston Dave January 12, 2009

Jimbo Pickle Head

An extremely annoying guy who just won't shut up and enjoys being a jerk. He's also known for cheating on girls and thinking he's the ultimate playa when he's not.

Girl: "I can't believe he cheated on me!"
Girl's Friend: "What a Jimbo Pickle Head!"

by Sydney Barboza March 13, 2009

jimmydizzler

something you cant think the name of, or used because you have a slight brain malfunction and cant think of the word that is needed.

could you pass me the jimmydizzler

by chocolate fire guard May 2, 2009

jima juice

the tasty beverage made for felching when someone ejaculates into someone elses or their own anus.

A possible combination of, but not limited to seman, feces, tears, lubricant (be it water or oil based), saliva, blood, sweat and possibly pubic hair garnish.

JIMA literally standing for Jammed In My Anus

Dave's girlfriend farted and sprayed jima juice all over his face.

by StrBrd Delta March 6, 2010

Jimmy Net

in slang terms, a Condom

My wallet has my Jimmy Nets

by cloud0n3 October 21, 2010