Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.
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by sttc January 3, 2008
Get the Jessinda mug.Jessica is a woman who smiles like a shy girl. She doesn't seem to know of the power in her shining countenance. Her big eyes strike the left of your chest leaving you happily encumbered and wondering if you measure up.
The source of her wholesome nature is surely a shining awareness finding no value in fabricating a facade. If she guides you in her thoughts, you are made feel at home.
...And yet she finds her injuries embarrassing and minimizes the nefarious acts of those who exploit her, but not out of fear or any weakness of the like. She sees the good in things but not enough in her self,( the latter prevailing across almost all humanity)and she's much more the arbiter of her destiny than she yet realizes.
The source of her wholesome nature is surely a shining awareness finding no value in fabricating a facade. If she guides you in her thoughts, you are made feel at home.
...And yet she finds her injuries embarrassing and minimizes the nefarious acts of those who exploit her, but not out of fear or any weakness of the like. She sees the good in things but not enough in her self,( the latter prevailing across almost all humanity)and she's much more the arbiter of her destiny than she yet realizes.
by Odd Fryman July 26, 2017
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