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hoe move 

1. a systematic action taken in order to cause a mental or physical discomfort to one or more individuals.

2. a move pulled in order to cause self-satisfaction at the expense of another. (if pulled more than twice then it is hoe business)

3. the reversal of another hoe move

f.y.i.=hoe moves can be spontaneous
ex1
To mess up a lot of dishes, and leave food on the plates, BY YOURSELF, after somobody JUST washed the dishes 2o min before, and leave to spend a weekend at someone else's house. Just to cause someone to clean up after you... hoe move indeed!!!

ex2
come home from work and cook one strip of bacon. Cook one more 20 min before everyone comes home, then leave, so when they come home they'll think that there is cooked food, but there's not...hoe move!!!

ex3
To intentionally drink the milk jug down to less than a cup left, and then go out and buy a brand new box of Cinnanmin Toast Crunch, and then leave early in the morning so that it's an unspoken that IT WAS YOU, but they can't say anything cause you are gone. When they wake up in the morning expect "A GOOD OL" bowl of cereal, they can't make it, thus leaving them extremly frustrated...hoe move indeed!!
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Hoe Activities 

Something that usually has to do with getting drunk and engaging with the opposite sex. Mainly downtown at a club, bar, or party.
Thot friend: "Hey bitchhh what you doing this weekend? I got some hoe activities planned for us Friday! Wear something hoeish"
Hoe Activities by BriannaGomezATX February 21, 2017
Related Words
hoe hoebag Hoes Mad hoe cake hoedown hoemance hoey hoeing hoe ass niggas hoed

hoe strolling 

hoe strolling by kmoneyy April 12, 2008

hoe sleep 

Horrible sleep you get when you think a hoe might come over
I had a hoe sleep until Michelle gave me a ring at four in the morning
hoe sleep by Lesilo April 15, 2015

hoe horn 

You will get fat hoes with your new hoe horn.
Jeffy buyed a hoe horn on his new bike
hoe horn by Jeffy get mad hoes November 16, 2017
Similar to a glow up, except instead of a girl’s actual face/body becoming more attractive, she just started dressing/acting like more of a basic hoe.
Zach: Dayum, Sara had a major glow up over the summer
Sean: Nah, you trippin. She just cut her hair and started wearing crop tops. It’s a classic hoe up.
hoe up by OGboii onthaCUFF May 4, 2018

hoe cough 

an ailment that comes from exposure to many hoes or too much of one hoe over a short period of time; a hoe related illness resulting from tightness in the chest and persistent wheezing and coughing
My man Jon caught the hoe cough after takin' this hoe to Jamaica for the week.
hoe cough by RH February 6, 2005