While doing some bitch from behind, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around and says "That's all you got?!?!?!" you shoot cum all over her face. That fucking bitch.
by Rumpus April 04, 2003
1. One who pretends to be. Specifically to confess things, but mainly to try to be funny.
2. One who pretends they are high, to get attention from cooler people.
2. One who pretends they are high, to get attention from cooler people.
1. "Leland is so fake-high right; he isn't even a good actor."
2. "Isn't it pathetic that Leland is being fake-high to get the girls' attention?"
2. "Isn't it pathetic that Leland is being fake-high to get the girls' attention?"
by TheBryManFoScho March 23, 2009
FEMALE WHO CONTRODICTS HER SELF BY SAYING CHICKS BEFORE DICKS TO HER FRIENDS BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT SHE PUTS A MAN BEFORE HER HOMEGIRLS AND ITS OKAY FOR HER
MAN! STARS A FAKE ASS BITCH! FOO ,SHE TOLD ME TO DITCH MY MAN LAST FRIDAY BUT YET THE BITCH DITCHED ME YESTERDAY JUST TO SEE HER UGLY ASS VATO THAT SHE KNOWS FUCKED UP ON HER!
by MS.DRAMA March 01, 2010
by Stuarty boy April 11, 2007
A Fake Football Fan (or Glory supporter) claims they support a football team with huge interest, but in a matter of fact have only supported them for them winning a trophy or because their friends support them . Many fake fans support Manchester United, but there are many others. Many fake fans "swot" up on their desired clubs facts and spit these facts out at you and every possible moment, to prove their support for the club. But in real terms, they never have watched them in the skin and have only watched them on television. Also, some fake fans my buy replica shirts as well, and wear these at every possible moment to prove their support.
by Liam.M April 30, 2011
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019
A person who tries to adapt the customs and mannerisms of someone from Jamaica, even though they have no connection with the natives, other than being a wannabee.
Look at that fake azz Jamaican with the dreads and Bob Marly jacket. That jabronie is from friggin' Guyana!
by unstable bob gable February 23, 2004