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I like girls who eat carrots 

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Joke said by Louis Tomlinson, member of One Direction.
Boys: *sitting on stairs*

Louis: “I like girls who eat carrots!”

Boys: *eyeroll cuz they know that Louis.is.gay*
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eats • eat out • eater • eat shit • eating out • Eat a dick • eat shit and die • eat ass • EAT-IT! • eat me

jimmy eat world 

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An awesome band who writes original music. All of their cd's are really good and they are even better live. They haven't gotten full of themselves and will live on...
do you listen to jimmy eat world?
no.
maybe you should.
maybe i will.
jimmy eat world by lfksdlaflsda August 11, 2005
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I’d eat a dog’s ass! 

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A phrase some countryfolk types use to express that they’re ravenously hungry.
Honey, I’m so darn hungry, I’d eat a dog’s ass!
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I eat ass. 

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"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "
I eat ass. by The Allapaca August 15, 2016
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You Are What You Eat 

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A comeback for fat people.
Bully:You know, you are what you eat >:D
Fat Kid:Maybe that's why you're such a dick >:D
You Are What You Eat by DDSavage April 2, 2016
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you can't have your cake and eat it too 

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This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.
He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.

Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
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