Coffee Slut

Attractive Starbucks Barista who writes flirty notes on your boyfriends Coffee lid.
Cindy asked “Hey Chris did that Coffee Slut ask you to have A Fabulous Friday?”
by sea net playa September 09, 2021
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Coffee Slut

Tattooed sexy Starbucks Barista who your girlfriend is jealous of because she leaves flirty provocative messages on your coffee lid.
Cindy asked:
“Did that coffee slut tease you with another smiley faced message “
by sea net playa September 08, 2021
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Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!
Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.
by DataGlasses October 30, 2023
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bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life
harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.
by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021
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Who Stole My Coffee

Who Stole My Coffee!!
by CocaineDude February 02, 2021
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coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens
"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."
by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021
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coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.
Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
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