Boner Resistant

Someone who is exceedingly ugly or repulsive that you can't possibly be attracted to them. Turning off the lights won't even help this person.

Dude, this chick I saw last night at the club was so ugly, she was boner resistant!

by 1812marine May 27, 2016

turtle boner

A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.

Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.

by Dik chez October 14, 2018

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

dorm-boner

an erection caused by co-ed dorms, usually the co-ed bathrooms.

"I had just tamed my wake-up boner, when SHE walked in,

and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.

"What'd you do?"

"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."

by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012

win boner

Having a powerful erection upon succeeding in something one passionately wants to.

After I beat my roomate in a thrilling triple overtime game of madden, I experienced quite a throbbing and persistent win boner.

by #winn November 3, 2011

Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.

My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.

by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020

Boner belt

When a boner is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.

"Dude, did you see Tommy?"
"Yeah. hes got a huge boner belt today"

by Purvanator November 2, 2014