a hot dog that has been in the rolling things at a convienience store for over a day and a half. very strange and mystical. often chosen by those weak, or in need of companionship.
a overweight man with a pony tail walks to the hot dog section. he looks sad and a bit depraved. he looks long and wisdomful at all the hotdogs. after much deciding, he chooses a haggered and disgruntled dog. he chose a basaard.
by tbeamer September 27, 2010
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No Nay Never. No Nay Never No More, Till We Play Bastard Rovers. No Nay Never, No More!!!
We Hate Bastards!
We Hate Bastards!
by Burnley Till I Die June 29, 2008
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The act of removing letters from words because the populace of your country is to stupid to comprehend them any other way. (A process synonymous with "Butchering")
It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.
It probably pisses you guys off that the English language is named after...the English, but why not go and find another middle eastern country to invade or something.
American 1: "Dude, what's aluminium?"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"
American 2: "I don't know, let's ignore the system international naming protocol of scientific standards, and just call it something else because we can't handle that many syllables!"
American 1: "Hey man, that's a great idea! Hoo-Arr!"
by Myxomatosis August 30, 2005
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by Diego September 28, 2003
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by ilovesjeebus October 2, 2007
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