5 S's of football

the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).

Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.

by Fredrick Soft September 2, 2010

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5 fingers up

Putting up 5 fingers is a representation of being gay (being in love with men).

*holds up 5 fingers*
Did you see them boys holding up 5 fingers up?

by 5meansgay April 3, 2022

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grime factor 5

basically it is the height of the grimnicity.

This sausage roll is grime factor 5

by Samwell March 30, 2005

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October 5

National Fold the laundry day

Person 1: did you fold your laundry?
Person 2;: no, why?
Person 1: it’s October 5! It’s National fold your laundry day

by I make water November 5, 2020

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October 5

Insult and offend anyone with the name freya

Boy:”your forehead is bigger than 7 suns”
Freya:”ouch”

October 5 is the day to bully any Freya

by Anti-Ant October 4, 2020

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Dear 5 Hour Energy, how do I love thee let me count the ways. I love you because you instantly take me from feeling like I'm 68 to 19 all over again, I love you because you make me happy like a hippie in a daisy field, I love you because you make me feel rockin like Bon Jovi in 1986, I love you because you make me productive like Serpico even if the task at hand is rough. Love, Elisabeth Jane ♥

Ass kicking aweseomeness is obtained by drinking 5 Hour Energy!!!

by Elisabeth Jane March 4, 2011

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