Sev 1 is a term a guy uses when he gets a booty call from his side chick in front of girlfriend and uses a highly used IT term referring to severe critical system malfunction to justify dropping the bitch for his side slut.
Yo bro I had to Sev 1 Karley last night cuz that horny slut Nicola called looking for some action.
National take your fucking Christmas lights down you've stillgot thanksgiving day
Karen- You know what day it is?
Stacy- Yeah, November 1st Karen- Oh, so you know we still have thanksgiving?
Stacy- Of course!
Karen- Then take your fucking Christmas lights down. Just fuckin take 'em down.