Why am i in this room?

I dont know, But if you out you will remember

Ok time to-
...
Why am i in this room?

by i killed my wife for children April 1, 2023

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Michael I

The biggest bro ever and God I

Do you know who Big bro I is?

No I don't
Michael I is the biggest bro in the universe and God I

by ihatethecolorblacks July 5, 2023

I rocked his shit

meaning you fucked him like no other girl has and made a bold move

Yo we were chilling at his place last night and I rocked his shit

by emskiiii March 6, 2024

I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

by Serendipity. January 19, 2022

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear

*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:

by Agent_Z January 12, 2025

I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away

You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach

by Touchbutter November 29, 2019