Fuck You Discount

When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized

Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."

by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021

you have nice things

This is the sating people have when they come over to your house and you don't know what to say because if you except this you say you have nice things and your a douche bag. when in reality when someone says this the only response is "fuck you, get out"

Wealthy man: "Hey come on in"
Poor Man: "OK thanks, say YOU HAVE NICE THINGS."
Wealthy Man: "FUCK YOU"

by 123goodbye November 10, 2011

drive you home

punny & G-rated way of saying "I will slam my cock full & deeply inside of you.

Jen: I'm tired, cab anyone give me a ride home?
Biff: "Bend over, Baby, I'll drive you home."

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 7, 2022

I'm not going to let you do this forever

I don't have to change my behavior. I don't need to do something different. I don't need to stop posting.

Hym "And I'm not going to let you do this forever. I don't have to do what you want and 0 kids are going to die as a result of be not doing it. You don't get to make money off of me. Give it here. Make them give it here. Or I will kill a child. I'm not going to court. I'm not asking. I'm not finding evidence. I'm not leaving. I'm not paying my taxes until you do. If it is my responsibility to pay for your to feed your fucking kids then what is your responsibility to me? I don't need to be thanked. You're not grateful. I need the money being make off of me and I need to not be harassed I the workplace. I don't care if poor people exist. If you cared you should have made money off of them and then given THEM the money. But instead you did it to me so you can give it to me. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

you just got slayed

when you slay someone like have a good come back to something somebody said

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it’s also from the song “Slayed” by Ayesha Nicole Smith

you just got slayed babe !!

by anonymous June 12, 2022

you fist like a T-Rex

You dont fist the pussy good enough.

"Hey john what your girl say about your fisting last night?"
"Maaaaan she said i didn't fist the pussy good enough"
"Damn bro you fist like a T-Rex?!"

by suckingdicksince1999 March 5, 2015

You gotta love them, gotta hate them, gotta miss them

The way you feel when you lose a BFF or when they betray you.

I can't believe my Best friend whom I've known for several years betrayed me but I guess you gotta love them, gotta hate them, gotta miss them

by Bestie 4 life February 20, 2022