Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.

I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.

by Bshow November 24, 2015

Water Dominated

Strongly suggesting in a kinky, somewhat physical way that someone else remain hydrated.

Get on the floor, it’s time to be water dominated.

by blainedop June 28, 2019

Water Prado

(Or Wado) A seafaring vehicle with the same rugged reliability, capabilities in all conditions, suitable for all occasions, and general value for money as a Toyota Prado. Example - Bertram Caribbean 26 Flybridge

Mate, buy a Water Prado. We can go cruising, fishing and party!

by Bushmanbarry July 22, 2019

Water Cow

Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.

Pewds: Thank you for the delicious milk, Boat Cow.
Water Cow: Moo.

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

stank in the water

When something is quite right

What does water smell like? Nothing. So when you say it, it means something is amiss

Something weird: happens
Person: there's some stank in the water

by B4tty Boy July 26, 2019

Standpoint of water

The standpoint of water is typically wet, but not always.

This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.

by pernikar November 13, 2019

Water Sheep

A rainbow sheep from PewDiePie's famous gaming series "Minecraft Epic".
It used to be a grey sheep before it was named jeb_ and swam around the corner to Felix's Minecraft garden. It died of suffocation soon in the series due to Felix torturing him with pistons.

"Water Sheep was like a father to me."
-Felix Kjellberg to Water Sheep's death

by Calico Kaco November 16, 2019