Lady water 

Fizzy, refreshing, great mixer, hard seltzer, best combined with two shots of vodka. AKA truly, white claw, etc.

I am watching my weight how about a lady water and Tito’s

Lady water by Tigherking April 24, 2021

Cap Water 

When you have clear piss and pee in a bottle and your friends drink it

Hey Gage can I have a drink of water? Ya I got cap water! What’s cap water? It’s my filtered clear piss

Cap Water by Cap watet May 25, 2021

cedar water

Water in lakes and streams in the NJ pine barrens has a brown hue that is reminiscent of iced tea. This is due to a combination of naturally occurring iron in the soil plus the tannic acids from cedar trees. Ignore the other poster's ideas that it is poopy or more likely to harbor zombie fish, or whatever. Some of these places are very pleasant to swim in.

hear i am swiming in the cedar water of lake parvin

cedar water by nipsey russell August 7, 2013

bottled water 

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.

This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!

bottled water by R2E February 28, 2008

ice cold water 

A refreshing beverage selection in Balitmore, Maryland. If conditions are right, it can be had for a very reasonable price, sometimes as low as only one dollar. Always most effective if it's ice (ice) cold (cold).

I got that ice cold water! And it's only one dollar. And it's only one dollar.

ice cold water by jimothy3tmith August 5, 2011

Who ate my water 

This is what Skye says in Fortnite when she sees a player.

"WHO ATE MY WATER?!" - Skye

Who ate my water by PurplePoison336 June 22, 2020

Night Water

The water you drink in the middle of the night when you wake up extremely thirsty.

This shake almost tastes as good as night water.

Night Water by Finna.Yeet March 1, 2019