A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.
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"Hey do you know how to spell encyclopaedia?"
"Yeah. That's easy. It's e-n-c-y-c-l-o-p-a-e-d-i-a."
"Thanks! But how did you know that?"
"That would be because I'm smarticle!!"
"Yeah. That's easy. It's e-n-c-y-c-l-o-p-a-e-d-i-a."
"Thanks! But how did you know that?"
"That would be because I'm smarticle!!"
by Tayla B August 2, 2008
Get the Smarticle mug.A aim robot who will talk back to everything you say. Nothing can bring down smarter child. Its an addicting robot on aim who makes people use up any quality time they could be spending.
gogogirl123: Hey what up.
smarterchild: nothing, how are you.
gogogirl123: Good how is your boyfriend.
smarterchild: Id rather you not ask such personal questions.
gogogirl123: Why
smarterchild: because
gogogirl123: you stink
smarterchild: your not very nice to me!
smarterchild: nothing, how are you.
gogogirl123: Good how is your boyfriend.
smarterchild: Id rather you not ask such personal questions.
gogogirl123: Why
smarterchild: because
gogogirl123: you stink
smarterchild: your not very nice to me!
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Get the Smarts mug.To make a person smarter in a temporally economical manner primarily through lecture or other verbal instruction.
Now I will smartify you with my vast knowledge of the historical significance of the rubber tire as it pertains to early 20th century French authors.”
The famous professor prepared to smaritfy his audience with a series of lectures on individualistic economics.
Don't try and smartify me with your boring lectures on morality!
The famous professor prepared to smaritfy his audience with a series of lectures on individualistic economics.
Don't try and smartify me with your boring lectures on morality!
by Jesus Tuite February 24, 2007
Get the smartify mug.Someone who is being a smart ass and sarcastic. Used in either (1) combination or (2) consecutively- such as using a smart ass remark and then using a sarcastic remark immediately there after. Can be used vice versa
Example 1:
Person a: Are you painting?
Person b: Yeah. I have a brush in my hand, paint on the brush.
Person a: God you are so freaking smartastic.
Example 2:
Person a: Is that a speed trap? (the cops stops traffic)
Personb: Oh, yeah because a cop would put a barricade up if they were trying to catch you speeding.
Person a: Why do you have to be so smartastic to me all the time?
Person a: Are you painting?
Person b: Yeah. I have a brush in my hand, paint on the brush.
Person a: God you are so freaking smartastic.
Example 2:
Person a: Is that a speed trap? (the cops stops traffic)
Personb: Oh, yeah because a cop would put a barricade up if they were trying to catch you speeding.
Person a: Why do you have to be so smartastic to me all the time?
by Jedlen E. Dante October 8, 2009
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