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One Urinal Rule
Particularly for men, the One Urinal Rule is the act of placing your self in a public restroom where there is at least one urinal between you and the nearest other person in the room. If there are not enough urinals to do so, take an empty toilet stall.
Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.
There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.
Not necessary for toilet stalls.
This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.
Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.
There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.
Not necessary for toilet stalls.
This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.
James walks into the mens room only to see two urinals and one man at them,he then recalls the One Urinal Rule, James then decides to walk into a stall instead of standing next to the other man.
One Urinal Rule by Dahlriku August 5, 2008
5 percent rule
After you break up with someone, you are not allowed to mourn over the loss for more than 5% of your time being with them.
The 5 percent rule goes like this: you can mourn over the loss of a boyfriend or girlfriend for no more of 5% iof the time being together (as previously stated). FOR EXAMPLE, if you dated someone for 60 minutes, you can mourn over your tragic loss for 3 minutes (if i did my math correctly)
5 percent rule by bellakaaay December 28, 2011
The Applebee's Rule
A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.
The Applebee's Rule by Noiren October 21, 2018
sidewalk rule
When a man and a woman are dating, the man walks on the part of the sidewalk closer to the street and the woman walks on the inside of the sidewalk further from the street.
*girlfriend and boyfriend walking on the sidewalk not following the sidewalk rule*
woman: “let’s switch spots in order to obey the sidewalk rule”
man: “the what?”
woman: “…it’s time to break up”
woman: “let’s switch spots in order to obey the sidewalk rule”
man: “the what?”
woman: “…it’s time to break up”
sidewalk rule by Grace knows best March 28, 2022
Age Rule
The rule (invented by wise men but which should also be adopted by wise women) which states that half your age plus seven is the youngest acceptable age of a potential romantic partner. (Does not work inverted.)
Example: "C'mon, man, she's legal!"
"She's 19; you're 26. Just because she's not jailbait anymore doesn't mean you should date the girl. Don't you know the Age Rule?"
Number Example: 26/2=13. 13+7=20.
"She's 19; you're 26. Just because she's not jailbait anymore doesn't mean you should date the girl. Don't you know the Age Rule?"
Number Example: 26/2=13. 13+7=20.
Age Rule by UnashamedBitch October 11, 2012