phantasmagorriia

phantasmagorriia is one of my mutuals (my favorite mutual) and I love them

phantasmagorriia wants to be a vampire

by sexygaybish May 30, 2021

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

Painting

A fun activity for you and your partner

A: “hey babe you want to do some painting later?”

B: “Hun! The kids are around!”

by A cool pseudonym June 18, 2021

Painted

A person who has been marked out to be an individual attracted to or having attempted to be in relations with a child (pedophile)

That Aaron is painted.

by Swede12345 June 26, 2021

Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Painted

A very Uber gay male....

Demi: woah look its painted
Bestrat: Very gay of him!

by Bestrat August 15, 2021