Lord Cap

“Jay can’t stop lying!”
“Jay? You mean Lord Cap?”
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The Dark lord

As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued their travels, they heard rumors of an evil force that threatened to destroy the land. The rumors spoke of a powerful being named Sauron, who had gathered an army of fearsome creatures to do his bidding.

Knowing that they had to act fast, the trio set out to confront Sauron and put a stop to his plans.

As they journeyed through the dark forests and treacherous mountains, each member of the team honed their powers. Malte's skill with a sword became sharper than ever, Vilmer's love for pulled pork provided him with incredible strength, and Johan's connection to the power of the Onion allowed him to see into the future and predict Sauron's next moves.

Finally, they reached Sauron's stronghold, a massive fortress that stood high atop a mountain. The trio prepared for battle, drawing upon their individual strengths to overcome the dark lord's minions.

As they stormed the fortress, Malte charged forward, his sword flashing in the light of the setting sun. Vilmer followed close behind, fueled by his love for pulled pork, and laid waste to the enemy forces with his sheer strength.
Meanwhile, Johan used his powers to predict Sauron's movements, giving his companions an edge in battle. But Sauron was no easy foe to defeat, and the trio knew that they needed to work together if they were to succeed.

Malte and Vilmer fought bravely, taking on Sauron's minions one by one. Johan, meanwhile, used his powers to find the weak points in Sauron's defenses, allowing his companions to strike critical blows against the dark lord.

Finally, after a fierce battle that lasted for hours, the trio emerged victorious. Sauron lay defeated, his army in ruins. The land was saved from his evil grip, and Malte, Vilmer, and Johan stood triumphant.

As they basked in their victory, the trio knew that their unique powers had been key to their success. Each had played a vital role in the battle, and they knew that their bond would continue to grow stronger with each new challenge they faced.

And so, with the threat of Sauron vanquished, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued on their adventures, fighting for justice and protecting the land from all who would do it harm.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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aj vape lord

He be breathing in that faggot air. Don’t tell his daddy or mommy they will spank him. Donate $1 to stop his addiction and to get him more “poon.”
AJ vape lord are you breathing in that faggot air again, don’t you know it’s not good to vape.
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LORD-LIEUTENANT FOR HIS MAJESTY AND HER MAJESTY AS KION FAMILY CREST, SHARIFF FAMILY CREST, FULTON FAMILY CREST, WILSON CLAN CREST AS BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU & SWYRICH CORPORATION. AS KION SHARIFF FULTON WILSON. IN AS THE FORENAME, SECOND NAME, SURNAME AND LASTNAME FOR THE UNIFORM NAME.
KION SHARIFF FULTON WILSON AS HIS MAJESTY LORD-LIEUTENANT
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Lord Jesse

A british priest who is obsessed with pot.
Remember our Lord Jesse? I saw him the other day in church!
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Lord Milky

Lord Milky: (noun) A mythical creature known for their legendary combination of humor, heart issues, and a propensity to turn any social gathering into a comedy show, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol. Beware, for encountering a Lord Milky may lead to uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to check your own heart rate.
At the party last night, when 'Lord Milky' started telling jokes, I swear, I laughed so hard, I thought I might have a heart issue myself!
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This Dumb ass changed his name to Lord Lucifer Lad Invictus
by Gyyeeeee July 12, 2022
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