sam x max

yaoi😍😍🥰🥰🥰😘🥰😘🥰😘🥰🥵🥵🥵🥵

sam x max is best ship

by Saltitheidiot August 15, 2024

Max

Some girl named Jlo is dating him because he is so fricken fine!

Oh look it is max we better get away before Jlo gets here

by !!Who dat April 28, 2025

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018

max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.

Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".

by QuacksO June 21, 2017

Jordyn and max

the best couple in the whole world

have you seen Jordyn and Max? they locked in for life

by BigBoOtBitcCh August 21, 2022

Max Kirby

a sexy man, 6 feet tall and black

jon: i jerk off to max kirby

by ijerkofftomax August 6, 2022

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024