Cram jelly

When your nutsack is sticking to your thigh

Bro I had the worst cram jelly today in precalc.

by Wakaflakaflame October 16, 2017

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Jellied Male Grindset

The Jellied Male Grindset (JMG) refers to a hardworking individual that specifically focuses on developing roblox games.

Man, he really must have a Jellied Male Grindset. I've never seen him do anything other than working on Strange Place...

by The Mighty Snappers May 7, 2022

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Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.

After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

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A slur aimed at an older male - normally part of a group but identified as the weakest one - will typically look slightly 'noncey' to the aggressor but as the weakest, will withdraw with the intimidation from the presence felt.

Look they have a chicken jelly over there - let's get over there and blast some balls at him

by Byfolds69 May 21, 2025

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sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

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jelly rocket

When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.

My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet

by Betz38 December 4, 2024

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