hot guy 

ME. its ME.

YOU TOO
ALL OF YOU
EVEN THE NON-GUYS EVERYONE

look at that hot guy over there he must be from earth

hey look at that hot alien he must be from mars or whatever

hot guy by marvvy warvvy June 16, 2022

Hot potato chess 

Blitz/fast chess

-"Hey do you want to play some hot potato chess?"
-"yes bro."

Hot potato chess by Roller Skate Mouse December 6, 2022

Hot n’ Halp 

When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.

*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*

Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.

Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.

Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.

Ben: …

Ben: Hot n’ Halp!

Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.

Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.

Hot n’ Halp by Bennehftw January 16, 2023

hot girl tour

after a hot girl turns 18 in the US, if she is not from LA, NYC, or miami then she will usually travel to all 3 of these cities and live in each one until about the age of 30. during this time she will put herself on display and usually try to land a rich husband that will allow her to never work a day in her life, but the vast majority fail at doing so and wind up living back at their parents house or working an awful job in marketing with a creepy boss.

some variations of the hot girl tour include london or paris, especially if they bagged a student visa. if london was a part of the hot girl tour, they usually return to the US with a fake accent.

you didn't know naomi's accent was fake? she picked it up in london during her hot girl tour.

hot girl tour by steg0saur February 8, 2023

Hot Spring Hurricane 

When a man lays face up between two chairs and a woman squats down with a leg on either chair and begins pissing down on the mans face.

"God, last night was incredible! Jessica gave me a Hot Spring Hurricane while I pleasured myself! Oh boy there was piss everywhere I felt like I was in heaven!"

Hot Spring Hurricane by Madman Bedswerver April 27, 2023

hot teacher

an attractive teacher of which you would like to bang

Jane: omg mr. smith is sooo fine! he is such a hot teacher i would tap that until next july!
Katie: me too! he's so hot!

hot teacher by oh happy days! June 29, 2009

hot 97

Station that has been on the downhill since 2000. it has gone so low as to make a song mocking the tsunami victims

fuck Hot 97 Power 105 sucks to but hey Fuck Hot 97

hot 97 by Dong Woo January 24, 2005