Dough Fruit

a fucking prehistoric one piece fucking apple made of dough

doughy fucking delicious apple called a dough fruit

by Slakszz March 1, 2023

Fruit Mergers Remastered

A roblox game about merging fruits, where moderators constantly admin abuse and the developers ruin the game.

Bob: "Have you played Fruit Mergers Remastered yet James?"
James: "I have, I merged fruit up to the Watermelon, but all my progress was ruined by a moderator! The recent update introduced so many bugs, it is hard to play."

by Fruit Machine 9000 March 2, 2023

Looking for fruit in a jello cup

A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.

Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."

by DoleJelloCup January 3, 2024

Fruit loop

The urge to brutally murder or rape gay people

I want to fruit loops someone

by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024

fruit wagon

Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.

Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!

by The fountain of youth. September 17, 2019

fruit!

Gordon Ramsey's new competition.

A: "hey fruit!! I heard you just made it on master chef!"
fruit: "yeah I punched Gordon Ramsey in the nose."
A: "you did WHAT"

by saffers saf soupy September 16, 2021

Cinnamon fruit dent

The act of boufing a shot of fireball whiskey and getting your ass eaten immediately after.

Hey baby, I heard about a new thing, called a cinnamon fruit dent, you still got that Fireball right?

by Kaotixdarksoul November 23, 2024