An End of the World Dump is a sudden, intense poop that strikes usually at an inconvenient time such as at work or with company. It's an uncomfortable and hefty number 2 that results in a large and explosive shit, so powerful that it feels like the end of the world.
"Jeff, where did you go? We were in the middle of dinner."
"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."
"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."
by Absurd_Alfred June 28, 2023
Get the End of the World Dumpmug. A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.
Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do?
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.
by weyus July 26, 2018
Get the toxic waste dumpmug. by KittensOnPCP August 30, 2010
Get the Dumping Rocks in a Lakemug. "Oh man, I just had a ton of hot wings. I'm going to have some serious killer scorpion dumpings tomorrow."
by Rechan December 28, 2008
Get the Killer scorpion dumpingsmug. by Hovdaholic June 22, 2007
Get the dump truckedmug. This would be said when someone is trying to say something, but can't think of the word and inadvertently says this instead.
by Shnurf Shnurf Bagribbles August 4, 2009
Get the Poopy McDump-Dumpmug. The art of passing wind in a crowded and confined area, but managing to exit without suspicion before the stench hits the innocent and unsuspecting by standers.
After successfully downloading a world class stinker in the Asda bread aisle, Zak fled the scene and on exit gave Nicki the regulation warning "Do not go into aisle 5! I just carried out a grade A dump 'n' run!" To which Nicki turned and moved swiftly away.
by Hotsauceonmyburrito May 26, 2010
Get the DUMP 'N' RUNmug.