End of the World Dump

An End of the World Dump is a sudden, intense poop that strikes usually at an inconvenient time such as at work or with company. It's an uncomfortable and hefty number 2 that results in a large and explosive shit, so powerful that it feels like the end of the world.

"Jeff, where did you go? We were in the middle of dinner."

"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."

by Absurd_Alfred June 28, 2023

toxic waste dump

A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.

Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do?
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.

by weyus July 26, 2018

Dumping Rocks in a Lake

When you take one of those shits that sounds like you just through a bunch of rocks into a lake.

Did you hear Ryan dumping rocks in a lake when he was in the bathroom?

by KittensOnPCP August 30, 2010

Killer scorpion dumpings

A bowel movement that feels so awful it is as though you are shitting live, angry scorpions.

"Oh man, I just had a ton of hot wings. I'm going to have some serious killer scorpion dumpings tomorrow."

by Rechan December 28, 2008

dump trucked

In first person shooters, to take a shotgun blast to the chest.

I though I had him beat, but then he turned around and dump trucked my ass.

by Hovdaholic June 22, 2007

Poopy McDump-Dump

This would be said when someone is trying to say something, but can't think of the word and inadvertently says this instead.

"Remember, it was at the, aw poopy mcdump-dump!"

by Shnurf Shnurf Bagribbles August 4, 2009

DUMP 'N' RUN

The art of passing wind in a crowded and confined area, but managing to exit without suspicion before the stench hits the innocent and unsuspecting by standers.

After successfully downloading a world class stinker in the Asda bread aisle, Zak fled the scene and on exit gave Nicki the regulation warning "Do not go into aisle 5! I just carried out a grade A dump 'n' run!" To which Nicki turned and moved swiftly away.

by Hotsauceonmyburrito May 26, 2010