crotch rocket

Crotch rocket is slang for a tampon.

Teacher: "Why did Suzie just get up and leave class?"

Linda: "She went to go change her crotch rocket."

by MemphisButtler May 30, 2008

crotchel hug

a highly explosive feeling a girl gets when physically aroused by a another person; an orgasm

melted cheese is 1/4 of a crotchel hug - being that melted cheese is oh so tasty

by Saber-Haygen July 29, 2008

crotch rocket

a two wheeled coffin

dude he is so going to kill himself on that crotch rocket

by smiley420 August 29, 2011

chippy crotch

when you are alone in your room eating potatoe chips and you reach into the bag and find a chip folded over that resembles a vagina and you get horny and/ or get a boner.

Damn! i was in my room the other day and found a chippy crotch and got so horny i couldnt feel my penis.

by jack-a-elena April 5, 2009

Donkey Crotch

One whom reeks of a mexican descent, and or breathe smelling like a Shit Smoker!

Man that bitch really has a case of the donkey crotch. She needs to visit the alaskan pipeline!

by leadfoothatch June 1, 2009

roach crotch

an elderly ladies crotch that is so old and unkept that it is probably festered with roaches.

On her 90th birthday she realized that she had a roach crotch.

by claire December 3, 2003

Fire crotch

The irritated inflamed skin that arises after a particularly aggressive waxing of the region of the crotch, characterised by fiery red welts.

Marsha: I hope this nasty fire crotch dies down before saturday night

by Fritz Walter April 18, 2009