coffee colored

what everyone will look like after all races mix for several generations

Brazil is filled with coffee colored people

by Thinking Housewife October 25, 2013

coffee tongue

A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn

Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy

by iluvmesomecello March 1, 2011

Coffee extinction 2030

Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.

Tony: I like Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. It's the Coffee of the future. I stocked up, so I'm prepared for the future Coffee extinction 2030.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025

Coffee Grounding

The reverse of tea bagging, when some some dips their mouth up and down on someone's balls.

Yo I heard Adam K. Was coffee grounding Wil S. so hard last night.

by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015

khoka coffee

The energy to life and will make a lasting impact throughout your day. A true symbiotic relationship with reality where your ferocity will not be contained and eloquently expressed. It's a feeling of joy, safeness and just being free. From the aroma all the way through the taste. It brings that energy and feeling to just go hard at life and live it to the fullest. Good vibes in a cup.

Let's get some Khoka Coffee, get khok'd up and crush it.

by Khoka Coffee Creator November 25, 2021

Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.

May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?

by Momma D6 February 20, 2018

Coffee

A highly addictive drink brewed from roasted coffee beans now consumed around the world. Made by coffee slobs -instant coffee, to coffee snobs -Kopi Luwak coffee which is made from coffee beans eaten and pooped out by the Asian palm civet.

“If only Elvis had stuck with coffee…”

by Cammeray January 19, 2017