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floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
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coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023
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Coffee

A drink that makes you stay up when you want to go to sleep. It makes your mind change to not wanting to sleep yet. It contains sugar that makes you hyper.
Coffee is hyping you up! Go to bed, dude.
by There is Only One Truth April 5, 2020
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Coffee

I'm high on coffee!!
by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020
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coffee nerd

Person who likes coffee.

For example, me, Areithy
Ay coffee nerd or areithy, ur known for drinking coffee, how does it taste?
by Areithy November 7, 2021
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Coffee

A drink not to be enjoyed. it is an inferior hot drink. All bow down to the overlord of all hot drinks, TEA
Guy 1: Oh my, are you drinking coffee?
Guy2: unfortunatly, yes.
by TheTeaKnight December 2, 2021
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Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass
Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee
by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024
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