Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

Carpe Hear'em

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.

"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"

by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023

carphobic

- being against cars for being cars
- phobic against cars personality (Ex. Delamain in Cyberpunk 2077, it is carphobic to disrespect cars)

"Dude:I don't believe cars are useful and are wasteful"
"Dude 2: Bro that's carphobic,

by Night City Corporate Officer December 17, 2023

carpet snatcher

A a lesbian that targets straight women in a relationship in an attempt to turn them gay.

The girl I dated in highschool is now a lesbian that tried to get my girlfriend to hangout with her all the time to turn her gay. She's a carpet snatcher.

by Mike D Roach February 2, 2024

Carpet land

Management or similar, physically and emotionally removed from a problem but dictating a solution

“This has come down from those folk in carpet land as a solution to our youth unemployment problem”

by nancypantsy November 8, 2023

carpet party

When all participants of an orgy have bushes or when all the men cum on one woman’s bush

“I’m going to a carpet party tonight, I’m so excited”

“Dude we totally gave her a carpet party last night”

by DJ Waggles November 19, 2023

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024