everlasting boner

A boner that simply just wont go down

"Yo Mike even after I busted my load I still was hard. Talk about an everlasting boner

by BigBlackClock6969 November 4, 2015

panda boner

To have a sudden urge for Chinese food

"Dude I have a major panda boner"

by Let me put something in here November 28, 2015

boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

by CakeBadger April 10, 2016

booty boner

A booty boner occurs when one thoroughly enjoys it in the arse.

"I saw this cute guy last night and immediately got a booty boner."

by The Chaks July 19, 2017

turtle boner

A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.

Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.

by Dik chez October 14, 2018

outrage boner

A condition where feeling angry or upset is manufactured for the purposes of self gratification.

The man’s veiny outrage boner throbbed anytime they felt the upset about a contentious situation that they went out of their way to put themselves in.

by possiblyben February 23, 2019