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blue shoe 

Someone who really tries to accomplishes something, but is just confused. They almost reach their goal but in reality they just end up fucking it up. Its a nice way of saying, "fuck up".

The origin came from some guy who really fucked up at something and they always wore blue shoes.
Congrats this year's blue shoe award goes to you! You almost had it but you fucked up!
blue shoe by wshwzrd05 April 5, 2011
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blue heeler 

someone better go call the heelers
blue heeler by karnevil September 7, 2005
We ate a bag of blue caps and smelled the colors for hours.
Blue Caps by Alixinchains December 11, 2007

Blue Star Ointment 

An ointment for any opposite team the Dallas Cowboys play, especially when they're about to beat the Dallas Cowboys.
I love seeing that Blue Star Ointment applied on the Dallas Cowboys.

blue nose 

A term directed at fans of Glasgow Rangers FC by fans of Glasgow Celtic FC. Not a term of affection.
"We humped those blue nose scumbags 4-0 today"
blue nose by Tic September 22, 2008

blue carpet treatment 

To come into that dohja that will surely knock you off your feet upon first whack. Said to be covered with crystals, orange hairs, and usually residing in a phillie of blueberry orgin. Truly a taste treat for one and all.
One might say that they have "rolled out the blue carpet treatment" after twisting up a L with a blueberry wrap filled with the Ohhway.

Blue eyed soul 

Moniker used to describe white people who try their best to sound Black when they sing or in their style of music.

Very few, however have ever succeeded in pulling this off(the exception being artists like Teena Marie, Hall and Oates). Most end up sounding like they're singing falsetto and sounding over enunciated (Joss Stone, Rick Astley, etc).
Every year, Ebony magazine feels compelled to put out an article on Blue eyed soul or how white people are stealing the blues.
Blue eyed soul by xzybit August 14, 2005