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ass board 

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.
you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board
ass board by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009
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Ass sweater 

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.
"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

ASS Stamp 

A large red stamp with the word "ASS" on it. The ass stamp can be given to anyone who is being an ass.
Drew: Get off the games Gregory
Gregory: I'm not on games
(Gregory was on games)
Dave: Wasn't Greg playing games?
Drew: Yeah, he gets the ASS Stamp on that one...
ASS Stamp by Captain Fox November 1, 2009

ass percussion 

1.To slap a woman's ass with the palm of your hands during sex, especially when you're hitting it from behind. 2.The clapping sound made from ruf sex, especially when hitting it from behind.
Yo, I was playin ass percussion with yo baby's mama last night and now my hand stings.
ass percussion by booticus June 13, 2010

Ass-o-Gram 

receiving less then satisfactory news about a grade or evaluation score after taking a test or evaluation and thinking you did rather well up until you got the grade or score back.

another way of having your ass handed to you.
>hey Rachel, what did you get on our last criminology test?

>I got an 81%....you?

>I got an ass-o-gram..... I only scored 70%
Ass-o-Gram by Bam 9 October 28, 2010

Ass Diamond 

A shit so hard, that it tears the ass on the way out, leaveing his/her under-garments stained red.
Holy shit paste! I just pushed out the hugest Ass Diamond. Ohh god....
Ass Diamond by DrMcRofl February 22, 2011