by kwdy April 18, 2022
The baddest bitches are born on this day. They run the world by every foot step and everyone admires them. They can never commit to a serious relationship though. They just bounce around but at least people envy them.
by Autumn Rogers March 16, 2021
its hitler's birthday dumbasses n if u go out n get high that day and celebrate you are a motherfucking neo nazi
by niglet4lyf May 01, 2005
Reverse bukkake. When several women stand over a man, and squirt onto his face. The man must keep the ejaculate on his face and be humiliated.
by tmas the lemur April 14, 2011
The kind of girl you walk in on pegging your dad. She’s half his age and doesn’t miss a balls deep stroke as she asks if you would like to join them.
Walked in on this dirty April freek giving it to my dad last week. Haven’t been able to sleep since. Probably need therapy.
by Doriangrey73 October 01, 2017
April 11th is the day the most determined, smartest, self centered people are born. 84% of all people born on this day only think about them selves!
Boy-I'm so amazing everyone loves me
Girl-no one likes you
~~~~~~
(Girl go talks to other boy)
Girl-what's his problem
Boy- April 11th
Girl- ohh
Girl-no one likes you
~~~~~~
(Girl go talks to other boy)
Girl-what's his problem
Boy- April 11th
Girl- ohh
by Kmaisey85 April 03, 2018
National be a dumb shit with your homies day. Normally you and the homies will hang out and go somewhere and do dumb shit. Afterwards, you will all get horny in a separate room and “use the bathroom.” Then you will send a dick pick to the cutest girl you can find that you know personally on social media.
Girl: Hey boo, April 28th was the best, I saw you’re huge dick and you’re gonna have to wait for tonight!
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*
by Squigga02 December 07, 2019