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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning 

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Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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work • workaholic • Workation • worked • working class • work-wife • work out • workship • work ethic • work it

Stealing from me so that I have to work hard 

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When I actually don't.
Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."
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tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩 

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tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩 Is Another saying for:” I’m gay for you baby 😩”
tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩
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All Individuals Want To Utilize SKills By Dressing Angel JosE RObles Before Going TO Work <job=Employed=unemployed> ANd I APproved, please And thank you

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All Individuals Want To Utilize SKills By Dressing Angel JosE RObles Before Going TO Work <job=Employed=unemployed> ANd I APproved, please And thank you
All Individuals Want To Utilize SKills By Dressing Angel JosE RObles Before Going TO Work <job=Employed=unemployed> ANd I APproved, please And thank you
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I'm Sorry, I'll Work On It

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Best thing to say to a boss when they act like they don't give a fuck what you you have to say... that way you can leave the office and keep doing what they just told you not to do.
Boss: "Don't do ______, they said you did_____."
Employee: "I'm sorry, I'll work on it." (Goes back to not caring).
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PDW (Play, Dinner, Work)

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The dream items? The ultimate work-hards in the closet? They meet the PDW criteria. Styles that span across the three facets of our life—Play, Dinner, Work. Not everything can be created with an eye towards this functionality—but when a piece nails it, it’s worth noting and having.
Person 1: Before we go to dinner I have to go home and change. I’ve been at work all day! Do you need to change?

Person 2: Nope! I wore my PDW (Play, Dinner, Work) pieces. They work for so many occasions, I can go from work to dinner without having to go home and change.
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