a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.

My second-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Second Sleeve

- Married for the 4th or 5th time, you have moved into the second sleeve... from a golf term as 3 balls are in each sleeve.

Jill says she is getting married again for the 4th time, a response would be "Oh you are on your second sleeve."

by Golfdawg January 12, 2022

slut second

For your buddy that's only on time when there's the potential getting laid.

For the homie that always lags... But when there's a girl to bang, he'll be there in a slut second.

by JPeoples July 16, 2014

sesquiple-second-cousin

Sesquiple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

My sesquiple-second-cousin is a good person.

by ZWRB6738 February 22, 2022

co-second-cousin-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

a quick second

a quick second now means forever and ever

hey madi wanna be my girlfriend for a quick second.

by I went to college October 1, 2020