A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer
Antonym: tantric sex
Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 07, 2023
A way of texting that you're going to castrate someone.
Alternative formattings:
-----/ 3
( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯
SFW version: (✄o ‿ o)✄
Alternative formattings:
-----/ 3
( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯
SFW version: (✄o ‿ o)✄
1.) Semi-Seriously, Seriously
You're gonna' wish you hadn't done that! 8/ ====D
2. Playfully
A (Male, sarcastically): Down with the Patriarchy!
B (Female): 8/ ======D
A: OH NOOOOO! Not the castraticon!!!
B: CHOOOPSIE!!!
You're gonna' wish you hadn't done that! 8/ ====D
2. Playfully
A (Male, sarcastically): Down with the Patriarchy!
B (Female): 8/ ======D
A: OH NOOOOO! Not the castraticon!!!
B: CHOOOPSIE!!!
by EarlOfEmoji November 08, 2013