Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!
Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!
Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.
by Nobli June 1, 2022
Get the To scramble one's eggsmug. by BlazeFireball February 1, 2021
Get the egg magnifying glassmug. saitama x genos.
when a very bald strongman punches his fist up a robots asshole vigorously till they both cum in each others faces
when a very bald strongman punches his fist up a robots asshole vigorously till they both cum in each others faces
egg x toaster is cracking the egg and letting its juices going into the toasters orifices. the one true ship.
Its very Fucking gay.
Its very Fucking gay.
by BITCHFUCKMYASS65 March 5, 2018
Get the egg x toastermug. Example One:
Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?
White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.
Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!
Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?
White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.
Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!
by Admiral Funderburk June 23, 2016
Get the Cream Egg Browniemug. When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.
Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.
Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017
Get the easter egg cuntmug. Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.
by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017
Get the Vampire’s egg saladmug. The Egg O’ Biscuit is a large, fast-food grade biscuit with a fried egg, cheese, and sometimes ham. perfect for grabbing on your way out the door to class and eating on the run.
The (more commonly called) Egg o' Biscuit was also called "Egg o' Muffin," the "Egg o' Biscuit," and, somewhat incongruously, the "Egg o' Croissant."
The Egg o' Biscuit was quoted as many people surveyed "A flavor explosion in there mouth" Although many people has a passion for the Egg O' Biscuit, It was shamed on by many due to it's yolk. Usually liquid, the yolk had the tendency to squirt out the other side of the sandwich unexpectedly.
However, many people think that it approached the breakfast sandwich perfection asymptote more thoroughly than any other of its kind, Many people still adore The Egg O' Biscuit.
The (more commonly called) Egg o' Biscuit was also called "Egg o' Muffin," the "Egg o' Biscuit," and, somewhat incongruously, the "Egg o' Croissant."
The Egg o' Biscuit was quoted as many people surveyed "A flavor explosion in there mouth" Although many people has a passion for the Egg O' Biscuit, It was shamed on by many due to it's yolk. Usually liquid, the yolk had the tendency to squirt out the other side of the sandwich unexpectedly.
However, many people think that it approached the breakfast sandwich perfection asymptote more thoroughly than any other of its kind, Many people still adore The Egg O' Biscuit.
by Egg Lover. October 19, 2009
Get the Egg o' Biscuitmug.