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Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.
So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.
by coffeyman February 20, 2011
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Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.
Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!
by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011
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sharkface

A person or animal with an unattractive appearance. With features such as a humongous nose, slanted or wide eyes and crooked teeth.
John: Did you see that chick's appearance?
Jane: Yeah, she had snaggleteeth and huge schnoz, she's a total sharkface!
by midnightvixen May 24, 2014
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shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)
Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.
by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013
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Shark Bile

A brutally-strong alcoholic drink on the scale of everclear.

Ingredients: Blueberries, Everclear, Kraken, Sprite, Agave Nectar / Simple Syrup

Ferment blueberries in everclear container for three days. Remove blueberries. Add 3/4 everclear to 1/4 kraken with a few drops Agave Nectar. Water down with Sprite.
"Dude, what happened to you last night?"
"Bro, I started out with three shots of shark bile. I couldn't remember my own name."
"Damn, that stuff's strong."
by sylvainIce March 3, 2014
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sarkism

the patronizing way your wife or woman will give you a peck on the lips and a pat on the cheek as she walks out on you in mid-sentence
"I was in the middle of telling Amy about my latest fantasy football trade when she pulled the sarkism card on me."
by joeykayjr March 11, 2014
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Shark dishes

When you try to type in Sharkeisha, but auto correct gets you.
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