Poopy Time

When your partner goes outside with their lovely civilized friends and you decide to call her/him.

Person 1: Mommy, you forgot to take a poop on me in the morning.

Person 2:Who is this?

person1: its your boyfriend, you dummy.

person2:im on speaker.

person1:*farts* i like cucumber. *starts pregrancy*

Babe, i think this is our moment to shine. This is our "Poopy time".

by Cucumbus December 13, 2025

Poopy Lip

When a full grown male is a cry baby wimpy little bitch always complaining on why he always gets cheated on every girlfriend he obtains consistently all end up cheating on him with some bloater from the bus station

Person 1 : fuck man me and tammy broke up she cheated on me with some guy namew billy she didnt come home she stayed on the bus and went with some dude
Person 2 : come with me ill take u to the brass rail and buy you a lap dance winter works tonight and i swear to god wipe that poopy lip the fuck off your face before i smack it off mother fucker im sick of your shif

by XyloZeem December 15, 2025

moody poody

When a person is annoyed and displays an angered face/frustrated expression. An expression similar to when a person is straining for a poo.

hannah is a moody poody. When inflicting this expression please make sure it is strung out to mooooody-pooody

by Rachael Rose January 16, 2008

tom pooley

a Blake Harrison look-a-like in the bournemouth area. the actor is most well known for the character Neil in the inbetweeners

that tom pooley, hes a lad

by s.Rai March 4, 2010

Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.

Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!

by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011

Perma-phooey

When something is so hilarious you crap your pants, and that crap is there for life. Its not goin' nowhere, and you can't do shit about it.

Justin: "Dude that show is absolutely hilarious."

Togs: "I know man i laughed so hard i made a buncha phooey in my pants!"

Justin: "Proudayou man, you get that out yet?"

Togs: "No dude that phooey ain't goin nowhere."

Justin: "Dude you got a bad case of Perma-phooey."

by t-dogs mcgee October 4, 2011

ghosty poopy

when you have to poop and you feel something come out, but you look in the toilet and nothings there

i really had to go but it must have been a ghosty poopy

by mark the shark in the dark August 7, 2011