dark pattern

dark patterns is a thing made up by decepticons.

it's a dark pattern! We must call optimus!

by WhamBros November 30, 2023

Skitter patter

Verbal nonsense

She’s been talking nonsense for so long it’s just skitter patter at this point.

by Act up 99 February 21, 2024

shrimp potter

Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.

Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?

by Myersrum April 9, 2024

Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

Teal Potter

Someone who leaves work before 5:30

Frank left work at 5:15, what a teal potter

by Legend27 November 6, 2025

Harry Potter Panic Attack

Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.

"Look! He's having a Harry Potter Panic Attack!"

by Tearytesty December 24, 2025

that's pitted

phrase usually used by greasers in reference to something that is "lame;bad;stupid;etc.". it is very flexible in meaning.

"johnny just got hit by a truck, that's pitted."
"you listen to folly? that's pitted."
"you dont have a pompadour? thats's pitted."

by ronald. December 24, 2005