Poop Puddle 

When somebody poops in random places to cause havoc for joggers and bikers.

Son of a bitch! Another Poop Puddle!

Poop Puddle by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

Poop Titties 

When a guy takes a massive 12 pound shit on a chicks tits and proceeds to titty fuck her.

Dave was appalled after seeing he had given his girlfriend a steaming set of poop titties.

Poop Titties by poopanonymous March 25, 2009

poop rape

The act of sticking your penis into a hot steamy piece of freshly dropped excrement, must be well formed and freshly crapped. Not possible with diarrhea, may hurt your penis if tried.

I jizzed last night when I poop raped Justin,s turd.

poop rape by Justin Barbados November 21, 2013

Poop Chute Pals 

Another definition for two male homosexual lovers.

Carlos enjoys taking it up the ass from his poop chute pal lover Ramón.

Poop Chute Pals by Maxwell September 13, 2004

Poop Snotching 

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.

Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.

Poop Snotching by Vladdx March 3, 2008

poop eraser 

The Evolutionary Leaf

With the help of modern day science, we no longer have to resort to using a leaf while squating by some tree in a public park. You can purchase modernized poop eraser at any convenience store.

Modernized poop eraser makes me proud to be an American.

poop eraser by Lala PaPloopza April 23, 2008

poop in your mittens 

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

poop in your mittens by Vacupunk December 21, 2008