Slagging off

Originates from Essex meaning when someone is chatting shit about you behind your back and obviously you confront them about it saying:

Person 1- apparently you've been slagging off jasmine

Person 2- says who? I can promise you now I ain't said one word about the girl.

by calmradgie June 8, 2016

Cut it off

Your friends will say this to you when they think you should not cuddle with a girl or sleep with her. Cut off your penis. Warning to not be sexual with that girl.

Guy: I'm going to sleep over at Anna's house tonight if you know what I mean.
Bestfriend: Dude just cut it off
penis sex

by Dirtywordz69 May 20, 2016

get off

to make out/snog/pash someone

im going to get off with her tonight
i got off with her

by louiser June 17, 2008

off the muscle

Being straight up

But, off the muscle, you need to get your life together and leave the streets alone bruh

by black excellence June 30, 2016

Log Off

When you masturbate while pooping. A combination of dropping a log and jacking off.

Guy1: "Did you just Log Off in the work bathroom?!"
Guy2: "Do you mean masturbating while pooping? I wouldn't do that!"
Guy1: "I heard you and smelled it! I know you were Logging off in the stall next to me and if it every happens again I will kill you!"

by Irrad June 19, 2012

get it off

Sexual excitement

What a wonderful planet we live on where we can get it off and get it on at the same time.

by B laBelle October 1, 2009

Faces Off

When someone smokes so much weed that they can't feel their face.

I can't smoke anymore, I'm so faces off.

by MrKGB February 12, 2019