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When you masturbate while pooping. A combination of dropping a log and jacking off.
Guy1: "Did you just Log Off in the work bathroom?!"
Guy2: "Do you mean masturbating while pooping? I wouldn't do that!"
Guy1: "I heard you and smelled it! I know you were Logging off in the stall next to me and if it every happens again I will kill you!"
by Irrad March 08, 2012
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Feb 26 Word of the Day
Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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Another way to tell someone get out of your face or to stop harassing you.
Chick 1: Was that you making time with my boyfriend last night at the club?
Chick 2: You better log-off sister, he's my boyfriend now.
by Bifloman July 18, 2008
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A dump that has been put on hold during a particularly long stretch online. Usually interupting a long chat session or on-line game such as Warcraft or Second life.
Lou: "Just GO! Stop talking about how bad you have to go, just GO!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
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Edward:Hey ima log off that chick Dorothy
Charlie:Yeah she ugly.
by The Goblinn March 18, 2009
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If you work in an office and you've been holding in a crap all day because it's awkward to drop one while your VP is dropping one in the stall next door in the men's room, and you go to shut down your computer and it asks you, "Are you sure you want to log off?" You can respond with a resounding, "Oh yes."
by officespacemilton July 31, 2009
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Another term for back off. Used in today's age due to the amount of technology.
Dude, log off, you're totally in my space.
by ALF_White613 January 19, 2011
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