Cut it off

Your friends will say this to you when they think you should not cuddle with a girl or sleep with her. Cut off your penis. Warning to not be sexual with that girl.

Guy: I'm going to sleep over at Anna's house tonight if you know what I mean.
Bestfriend: Dude just cut it off
penis sex

by Dirtywordz69 May 20, 2016

Jay off

To masturbate; to jack off

My parents will be gone so I should have lots of jaying off time.

She was on the rag so all I could do was jay off.

by Nathan Mueller February 25, 2008

get off

to make out/snog/pash someone

im going to get off with her tonight
i got off with her

by louiser June 17, 2008

off the muscle

Being straight up

But, off the muscle, you need to get your life together and leave the streets alone bruh

by black excellence June 30, 2016

Log Off

When you masturbate while pooping. A combination of dropping a log and jacking off.

Guy1: "Did you just Log Off in the work bathroom?!"
Guy2: "Do you mean masturbating while pooping? I wouldn't do that!"
Guy1: "I heard you and smelled it! I know you were Logging off in the stall next to me and if it every happens again I will kill you!"

by Irrad June 19, 2012

get it off

Sexual excitement

What a wonderful planet we live on where we can get it off and get it on at the same time.

by B laBelle October 1, 2009

sass-off

A competition of wit and oratory prowess between two clever and sarcastic people, esp. between two intelligent gay men.

I wonder who would win if Oscar Wilde and Lytton Strachey had a sass-off.

by Colorado Sweets December 28, 2003