Mountain View High School, a school for ugly, nasty smelling druggies, the students in this school openly accept rapists and are often acting “ghetto” when really they live in uptight suburban neighborhoods. This school has very low diversity, yet 3/4 of the white male population here preaches the n word while taking a hit off a juul.
by anonymous September 14, 2020

A guy is balls deep on a girl and they for a pyramid with their asses in the air. The then start pooing to make a poo mountain
Me and the girl from the bar last night got super kinky and started making a poo mountain. I'm gonna have to get new sheet.
by Galethedirty May 31, 2020

Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s
by H Heroine woman August 24, 2019

by mtpieluvr June 24, 2021

A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.
“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.
Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.
Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.
Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”
Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.
Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.
Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.
Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”
by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 31, 2023

With finals week approaching and mountaining assignments piling up, I found myself relying on Tombocantuxin caffeine pills just to keep my eyes open!
by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025
