Captain Morganist

Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex

Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys

Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist

Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them

Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy

Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks

Bro #2: sweet, free drinks

by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 9, 2009

Morgalator

A surperhero who loves ham and will save any human in destress as long as the reward is pie!

He's such a morgalator! You think he loves pie?!?!

by The1000cats April 7, 2010

Nasty Morghan

When a piggy bank gets fucked ( typically by transgender woman with penis) and the semen is drained into a cup and drunk by a elderly person by accident (typically above 84)

I don’t know if I can go to your party I have to feed my Nasty Morghan to my grandma

by Birdman Bamon July 21, 2020

Justin Mongan

Noun. the greatest, most common asshole, that one could ever be. Self caring one of a kind. There is noone else that can posess this personality besides this specific person.

You are being a Justin Mongan today.

by ihategames March 11, 2010

morange

To be more orange; to be vibrantly orange

Those drapes are morange.

by frenrik June 11, 2006

morman

Alternative spelling for the Mormon religion.

"That guy is such a morman."
"Don't you mean mormon?"
"That's what I said."

by Melnyk December 28, 2007

morman

Mormon person who is also a man.

"You're such a morman."
"I'm catholic."

by Melnyk December 28, 2007