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John Kerry 

A man who has been fighting for truth for over 35 years. He is a patriot and a great American. John Kerry is a hero to many in this country but this isn't widely publicized by the media. Senator Kerry has become a grassroots hero since the election in 2004 because he has continued to fight for American civil liberties and integrity in government.
John Kerry has never been afraid to speak truth to power.
John Kerry by Loretta R December 14, 2008
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John Travolta

Proper Noun: Famous singer, actor, dancer, producer, and pilot. During the latter half of the 1970s, John Travolta became on of the biggest stars in Hollywood. After a string of hits in films, on television and on the radio, he had emerged as a true cultural phenomenon, defining tastes in music and fashion while dominating innumerable column inches in newspapers, magazines and gossip columns. Like so many other celebrities, Travolta's initial fame proved short-lived, and by the 80s he was viewed by the media and the public alike largely as a relic of his era. Unlike so many other celebrities, however, he resurfaced, Phoenix-like, the following decade, re-establishing his claims to film superstardom and staking out new territory as one of the most acclaimed actors in contemporary film.
Woe, that guy on the dance floor looks like John Travolta with that white 70s suit!
John Travolta by Foofie X July 8, 2003
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John Fry 

a penis, male genitalia, a shlong, dick, johnson, wood, woodie, or any other derivative of a males genitals
Person 1: "Hey man I have not played with my John Fry in a while."
Person 2: "Yeah neither have I. Fuck lets go home and play with our John Fry's."
Person 1: "Sounds like fun!"
John Fry by Andy Nesbitt March 31, 2009

John Galliano

One of the most influential and controversial designers of the 20th century and present, Galliano was born in Gibraltar in 1960 and moved to London in 1966. In 1991 he moved to Paris, and became the designer for Givenchy Ready to wear (RTW) and Haute Couture Collection in 1995, until 1997. He is currently the Chief Designer for Dior, and is best known for how controversial he is. He is one of the most original, and, as some would put it, "freakish" designers out there. PETA hates him, as he is known to frequently incorporate furs and other animals into his designs.
"Let's see: fur coat, a hat made of a crocodile head, and a dead bird strapped to the shoe. Must be one of John Galliano's pieces. That man is simply brilliant!"
John Galliano by Steven Strang September 6, 2005

John Gondol 

A name of a boy who is perfect in the worst ways. A person who can be trusted 100% adn will be the best friend you will ever had.

The best magician you will ever meet.
"Omg John Gondol is the nicest person ever!! I can't believe he did so much for everyone."

"John Gondol always can put a smile on someones face."
John Gondol by MagicGirl August 14, 2009

John Tucker 

Noun(also see: player)
1. Captain of the Basketball Team
2. Coolest guy in school
3. A serious player with the ladies
1. John Tucker, captain of the basketball team, uses thongs for a nice breeze and perfect balance in order to score a basket.
2. Oh my god, John Tucker is definitely the coolest, sexpot of the school.
3. John Tucker Must Die, but why? He is a total two-timer.
John Tucker by SexiNikki January 31, 2007

John Gomez 

The guitarist for a band called The Summer Set. Also happens to be one sexy-ass motherfucker. Vegetarian. Pen-biter. Vans-lover. Brother of Stephen Gomez. Elevator Dominator. Majestic unicorn.

Don't even try it, ladies. He's taken. (by me ;D)
Girl one: OMG who was that hot guy with the lensless glasses?
Girl two: John Gomez. He's so fucking sexy!
Girl one: I know, riteee? *drools*
Girl two: Un-uhhh, girl he's MINE.
John Gomez by LoveLikeThis April 28, 2010