DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”

My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.

by Lingtora August 13, 2024

Jerk Circle

A group of at least 5 people jerking off in a circle with a female in the middle laying down.

Yo bro! Wanna make a Jerk Circle with us?

by SillyJilly44 June 4, 2022

jerking out

The act of jerking off while working out.

Carl: I watched a pornographic film last night of two dudes in a gym jerking out together.

by railwayhandjob1801 January 16, 2016

me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam May 31, 2018

jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made

"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"

by Serbian crab March 14, 2024

jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.

"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"

by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023