Jesse Lee Peterson

Pretty much the real life Uncle Ruckus except without revitiligo. Believes slavery was a gift from God and that all black people are immoral.

Dude #1: Hey! Is that… a black guy protesting with the Confederacy? Outrageous!
Dude #2: Oh wait… that’s just Jesse Lee Peterson.

by jm080800 May 2, 2019

Dirty Jesse

This guy is so cool, they wrote a song about how hot his girl is!

Fucking a Dirty Jesse is like fucking a rock star.

by JB224 June 19, 2020

Jesus take the wheel

When things are so hard to understand that all you can do is call forth Jesus.

Person1: Did you hear Keri is still a hoe.

Person2: After she apparently found the Lord?

Person1: Yes.

Person2: Oh Jesus take the wheel!!

by GxLuci October 29, 2014

Sarah Jessica Horseface

Refers to actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Who has a horseface.

I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.

by legibledeb September 12, 2010

Jessica Snow

Only the coolest girl in the entire world.
She likes to recite movie quotes like a BAMF and can moonwalk like a beast.

Also, she loves dogs but hates birds.
This chick is awesome!

"Jessica Snow and I are gonna go shoot some birds with super soakers later."

by Snowflake93 December 23, 2011

jesus H. christ

Almost 50 years ago, I worked in an operating room. One of the doctors always swore Jesus H. Christ. When asked what the "H" stood for, he answered, "For Hallmark, for those who care to send the very best."

Jesus H. Christ, are you stupid or what?

by devi700 August 11, 2017

kungfu jesus

a martial arts, funky fresh savior of all men.......and hot babes

DUDE...did you just see that guy get his ass kicked by kungfu jesus

by Tyler Clark May 14, 2007